@TheOnion We make sure our drone strikes are legal, necessary, and most of all: Fun!
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@TheOnion Problem is that it's possible and thus not so funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion >Stop coddling terrorists. In America fleeing from a cop after running a red light is justification for summary execution.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Look! Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! Crap, I'm dead!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As far as some police in this country are concerned, doing anything is justification for execution.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion-@ValLisitsa!Whats this-going backward again?WildWest=don't likeUS shootus?LOL(Is this funy!)HopeUBenDoin reallyGoodLv&PrayerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "...rather not be slaughtered by my own elected officials on charges that never have to be validated." moot point when you're deadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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