“@TheOnion: "I get it—it’s important for the government to be able to murder me and any of my friends." http://onion.com/12wO2k9 ”
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@TheOnion That's kinda scary... but at least there are 28% of the serfs who know their place :T ...idiotic smh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so close to the truth it's not even funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This might be your best article yet. Brilliant!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I get it—it’s important for the government to be able to murder me and any of my friends." http://onion.com/12wO2k9 ” 2close2bfunnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bahahahahaha!!!! This is great!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Orwell would be proud.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I get it—it’s important for the government to be able to murder me and any of my friends." http://onion.com/12wO2k9 ” lmaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't be trying to kill other American citizens and it won't happen. Treason is an offense punishable by death anywayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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