@TheOnion Americans are supposed to be equally protected under law and the government is supposed to uphold the constitution
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Oh my god. Hall-of-fame story. RT
@TheOnion: American Citizens Split On DOJ Memo Authorizing Government To Kill Themhttp://onion.com/12wNwTbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @MikeCGannon I’ve been talking about that since they axed the “terrorist” in Yemen. You know… the citizen.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: American Citizens Split On DOJ Memo Authorizing Government To Kill Them http://onion.com/12wNwTb ” haha not the 1st not the lastThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Memo to tweeple
@TheOnion is a satire account. You won't get your serious questioned answered by a satire account.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dear Onion Writers: I love you. I love you so much. If you're ever in Austin, hit me up. Beer's on me. So is the DHS surveillance.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I mean, they know best. Right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We already allow groundless domestic violence arrests. It's not a big leap to arbitrary citizen executions.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Aren't your stories supposed to be fake? This is true!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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