@theonion Haha too funny
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@LanaSamara “@TheOnion: Get into human trafficking#USPSBudgetSolutions http://onion.com/Xoy2Lj ”#msnbc#westring#smartgoalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They should deliver 2 times a week would save huge money on salaries and vehicle maintenanceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the only solution: have civilians deliver the mail for#free!#teamfollowback retweet if you want more followers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tell congress to go fuck themselves regarding pension fundingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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