@TheOnion just don't nut up on a Saturday.
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@TheOnion maybe if they didn't lose my shit or leave important packages at my door, I would. I'd rather use UPS.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion USPS did nt lose $, their problem is very bad Repug policy 2 fund pens 75 yrs out. GOP inflicts pain, it gives corp AM pleasrue.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: U.S.P.S.: 'If Americans decide to finally nut up and mail some fucking letters, they know where the mailbox is.'”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I luv you. Don't know how you're funded, but if that Nigerian e-mail scam you run on the side puts food on the table, I'll give $.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so much, they're like John Stewart and Steven Colberts baby. Yet so much better than either counterpart.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love writing letters on the reg! :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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