@TheOnion Seems Alabama is being confused for Mississippi...Lol! I'm #notdumb, #notfat & #notracist; but I love gun rights and SEC football!
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Makes sense to me “
@TheOnion: “At this time, we believe it’s in America’s best interests to discontinue its relationship with Alabama.”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why haven't we divorced Texas yet? After all, not *everything* is bigger, if you catch my drift...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@CollegeGradNH Dear God, why Alabama and not Texas?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I couldn't agree more...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So that whole Civil War situation was a mistake on the part of the Federal government? They should have just let Alabama go?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ALA_AMBASSADOR RT@TheOnion: We believe it’s in America’s best interests to discontinue its relationship with Alabama. http://onion.com/XWdcRNThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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