@TheOnion It's President Obama!!
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@TheOnion ...a clear & obvious case of Perry-peteia, as has afflicted the governor of Texas.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Silence is as vital as the notes. The notes rest in silence. In silence rest our souls, soon enough from silence wrested.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe he should see a Perry-Odontist. (...Lord, please spare me the Rick-ochet from that one.)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Haha, well played Onion. :'(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Obama blanks on gun control?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion surely it's "Bad Things"?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion New Socks Films presents#SDMITR Episode #1 (Outfits) https://vimeo.com/59036768Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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