@TheOnion Waiting with baited breath to see if Glenn Beck or Faux News picks up this story and runs it credulously. XD
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@TheOnion begging collective pardoning: What the Hell?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's pretty lameThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol, you know some crazy conservatives are going to think this is true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I could completely hear this article being read in@BarackObama's voice. http://www.theonion.com/articles/look-im-just-going-to-say-it-i-collect-antique-naz,31172/ …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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