@TheOnion some things really aren't worth joking about. This is one of them.
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@KathleenLucente@theonion Unbunch your fucking panties. -
@ChipSlap@kathleenlucente hey chip, she has a heart and common sense so excuse us for not finding a kidnapping (possible rape) not funny -
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@kathleenlucente@edwood_not Why are people without senses of humor following@TheOnion, anyway?
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@TheOnion Who is writing for u lately? Plenty of other things to satirize that don't involve real kids or dead heroes aren't there?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Agreed with the whole lack of taste concerning the Alabama hostage situation. Too tasteless to be amusing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion really? First Chris Kyle now this? Not even letting the bodies get cold? Ghoulish and in poor taste!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hilarious!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion run out of things to be legitimately funny about?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Never too soon for The Onion. Crazy fucks. In a good way, of course.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion c'mon! Normally you're funny, but this is in poor taste!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion fyi I'm not laughing. Tasteless jokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion nope. Not funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahahahahahahahahahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too soon, MUCH too soon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so wrongThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well, I thought it was funny...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion aaaaaannnd, I'm done. I usually enjoy the boundary pressing... this one? Kidnapping a kid? not so muich.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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