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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Feb 2013

    5-Year-Old Alabama Boy Misses Fun 'Bunker Grandpa' http://onion.com/Uu8HTW 

    10:27 AM - 5 Feb 2013
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    31 replies 110 retweets 51 likes
      1. Joe Louis‏ @BaKeD_ZiTiVT26 5 Feb 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion not even funny. U sick idiots better apologize. I hope the rest of the media rips u apart as arrogant insensitive idiots

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      1. Vote Matt Negrin for NY GOV to see Trump’s taxes‏Verified account @MattNegrin 5 Feb 2013
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        I have pop-pop in the bunker. RT @TheOnion 5-Year-Old Alabama Boy Misses Fun 'Bunker Grandpa'

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      1. tatiana hanebutte‏ @TRHanebutte 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion tasteless. Not funny.

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      1. nolabigchief‏ @UptownRulah 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Too Soon

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      1. Melissa hilfer‏ @MelissaHilfer 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion really not that funny.

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      1. Angry Dick‏ @Angrydicky 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion hilarious, keep it up!

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      1. Hard Science‏ @HardScience 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion too soon.

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      1. Whit‏ @whitdotcom 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion too soon :|

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      1. tony ghosts‏ @KasperDnB 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion stay strong and keep the awesome social satire coming our way. Hilarious. The top ten abortions list was my recent favorite.

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      1. kellyttu73‏ @kellyttu73 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion over the line!

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      1. Brian Snyder‏ @snyderphoto 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion congratulations on crossing the line.

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      1. Impolite Arrogant Woman‏ @mjhvincent 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion DUDE, NO.

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      1. Goldy Hopps‏ @Goldfoxie 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion lol. Awesome. Now if this article was about the bus driver that got shot...that would be insensitive.

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      1.  💐 Karma, Baby  💐‏ @TinaMcGugan 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion OMG, it will still be too soon a decade from now. Are you guys NUTS?

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      1. S. Craig Sanders‏ @stepcraig 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion Despicable. Of all the situations to parody, this is absolutely tasteless. Shame on you for disregarding this child's welfare.

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      1. Molly English-Bowers‏ @englishmolly 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion I usually love your stuff, but this crosses the line, big-time. I suggest you drop it. A child was in harm's way, for cripe's sake

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      1. Thomas J‏ @Blandlantic 5 Feb 2013
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        @TheOnion even in Canada we think that was just too over the line.

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