@TheOnion
1: Import Mexicans, export Americans ?
2: invent vehicle that runs on body fat from liposuctions ?
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@Tweettwister_@TheOnion _ Invent vehicle that runs on body fat from liposuctions. Clever girl! -
@MBNternational@theonion Thank you, thank you. If the idea is used I want royalties :^\ -
@Tweettwister_@TheOnion this does mean you will upset vegetarians everywhere because emissions would smell like french fries & cookies ;-)
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@theonion awkward!!....like your ideas really mattersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what about forcing undoc aliens to take C level jobs and guys like bill gates and trump could stand on a corner to cut lawnsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion do these ideas have to be bundled or bagged?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Week In Review | New Law Would Require Immigrants To Bring Along 2 Or 3 Ideas For Fixing U.S. Economy http://onion.com/WHSdTfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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