@TheOnion hey truth is not funny. Stick with cynicism
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@TheOnion How about 30 minutes each day chunking pumpkins at republican politicians? - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion too funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 30 minutes on Twitter count?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Or even 10 minutes of doing something is better than sitting on ur couch. Bodies need movement!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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