@TheOnion to reify, it is the soul that is immortal; what we live in is putrefying flesh full of devilish temptations. Even Buddha agrees.
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@TheOnion the agnostic insomniac dyslexic lies awake at night wondering if there is a DOG.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortalityhttp://onion.com/WDXlrFThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why doesn't God just become a mortal man, then he could die! He can always resurrect hmslf later if death's too drab!#immortalityThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...Lord I think HE'S bipolar !! I know he was happy at some point!!and for GODS sake call on MARY!! You used her before !! No dogThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Here it is guys.... "The get Stewie Griffin a million hits pic" enjoy mofos ;) http://yfrog.com/mmlucdcjThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can relateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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