@TheOnion Get a wife or girl friend and have something to do for 30 minutes a day.It is better than mustubate. Chidi.
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@TheOnion: whistling is good, too, and not messy [so long as one hasn't got crumbs in ones mouth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They could take it up a notch and masturbate elephants, camels or wild horses. They'd real buff in no time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion with the hand static and thrusting of standard hand shandy ? am confusedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so if you don't work out "we know what you have been doing"! That reminds me need new glasses again!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yessssss!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL cheap tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It has it's ups and downs I suppose!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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