@TheOnion They invest billions of dollars with out space trips instead of investing in savings planet earth of BS that we are eating
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@TheOnion Someone has to remind President Obama that this nation of Fat Bodies needs sidewalks so there be no excuses for moving 30 minutesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion New mindset for a new year!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion o.k., o.k. ..i'll walk a little slower, back from the vending machine !!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Beg your pardon?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I always KNEW this was healthy, thank you the onion!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion are they calling us lazy? where's Powell with the outrage?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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