@benpatrick90069 How about that? RT @TheOnion: [American Voices] “Who would have thought cats could be such assholes?” http://onion.com/WUlJpT
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@TheOnion Retro Cat says "It's in our nature to kill, please don't blame the video games"pic.twitter.com/CQMYicNi
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@TheOnion, spkg of#curiousthings, how many so-called#nuisancebirds masskilled by#bluntforcetrauma in#midair?#howhighdoesurcatjumpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hoomins can b aholes: Not spay/neuter, dump off thus cre8 feral colonies, not put bell on collar.#topoffoodchain#DrewCareyASPCAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Never trust animals that spit up fur ballsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who would have thought that onion kills billions of bacteries in one minute? Such an asshole!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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