@TheOnion Do they provide 'ruff' drafts of the speeches at any point?
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@TheOnion LOLLLLLLLL ;))) thanks@joshgroban !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is the best article the Onion has ever written!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Think he's safe, but if he was a teacup Poodle, roving cats might get him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Weak. You are so much better than this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they,the first family,get a pass to the big dog show in nyc.wait they have the first dog,a winner,if no one ate him.2 hrs+home!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ..Hilarious !!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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