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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Jan 2013

    AR-15 Assault Rifle Beginning To Worry It May Never Get To Kill Innocent Personhttp://onion.com/14wez0q 

    11:51 AM - 30 Jan 2013
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      1. Arnold‏ @Arnidude 30 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion the fact remains our society likes to blame life less objects for the Evils that people do on to each other. Easier to face that?

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      1. Theron Fishburne‏ @Fish9904 30 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion just got unfollowed...

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      1. TheDailyToker‏ @TheDailyToker1 30 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Wow, this is getting pathetic. These constant, biased anti-gun posts ruin any good stories that you actually managed to produce.

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      1. joseph  🍭 🎀‏ @josephkeith_ 30 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion @raeraecups how's this one?

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      1. Shawn Huckaby‏ @ShawnHuckaby 30 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion ...here on the island of misfit guns...

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      1. matt‏ @gehlmatthew 30 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion all you need to say!

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      1. john ewing‏ @johnewi 30 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion @Diana172 Thankfully if it lives in florida it doesn't need to be registered, so no one knows about it. It may get a chance yet

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      1. T. I Am‏ @Tim_DigitalArts 30 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Stupid.

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      1. Kurtis Pea‏ @Kurdisp 30 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Hmm I wonder if it feels bad about hands and feet killing more people every year

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      2. Kale_‏ @Karbraxis 30 Jan 2013
        Replying to @PerpetuallA

        @PerpetuallA @TheOnion you are wrong again m4s are not full auto you are thinking of the m16 A1

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      4. Kale_‏ @Karbraxis 30 Jan 2013
        Replying to @PerpetuallA

        @PerpetuallA @TheOnion I have never seen a full auto m4. when the m4 came out we already had the 249 and 240 for that

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      1. Kaleb Lynch‏ @KalebLynch 30 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion don't worry, they are still used in Afghanistan

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      1. martin stein‏ @fuertecorazon 30 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion LPierre caught nude squatting on floor of DC bathroom sitting on oiled assualt rifle by a police officer Says he was constipated

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      2. D Funk‏ @DFUNK57 30 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Meanwhile cigarettes and alcohol kill thousands of innocents yearly.

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      3. J.S. BOOis‏ @thejslewis 30 Jan 2013
        Replying to @DFUNK57

        @DFUNK57 Unless it's second-hand smoke or forced drinking this is hardly the same thing. People who smoke/drink know the consequences.

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      4. D Funk‏ @DFUNK57 30 Jan 2013
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        @thejslewis What about the people minding their own business and get taken out by drunk driver?

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