@TheOnion good grief!! My coworkers would beg me to use this!
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@TheOnion can I write prescriptions for over-cheerful cashiers?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can think of several people in my life who need this drug. I mean wtf are they so happy about?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pahahaha! I'll take this pill right after my restless leg syndrome pill.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion .. Where is the story?? Don't play with me ONION!! I'm looking for that damn drug ! Lmao!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Rrrrrrrrotflmao........The world has needed this for along time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Suggested delivery mechanism is likely a clenched fist.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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