@TheOnion is my brain.
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@TheOnion you are born 100% human, you die 90% microbe. gulp. only 4 days left 2 find out what's in your gut http://igg.me/p/190072/twtr/945962 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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