@TheOnion A 'million' is just a few millennia off, jerk.
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@TheOnion Maria Swain, you just stated what every gay-marriage fanatic and every anti-Semitic Muslim wants to hear.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah it isThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and in Revelations, look close, for it reveals the 7 secret ingredients in the Kernels KFC Chicken recipe.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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