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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jan 2013

    The Onion Honors Roe v. Wade's 40th Anniversary With List Of Top 10 Abortions Of All Timehttp://onion.com/Ur5jGV 

    7:30 PM - 25 Jan 2013
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      1. ᴍʀ sɪᴇғᴇʀᴛ‏ @mrsiefert 25 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This ties the child soldiers list from a few days ago for least humorous thing ever. Next time try funny.

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      2. David W.‏ @AvidQuacky 25 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion I'd've thought surely one of L.Ron Hubbard's would make the list. He had so many, and served them for dinner.

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      1. Mr. Mayhem‏ @DarkMcNasty 26 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion A more appropriate list would be the top 10 "celebrities" that the world would've been better off if they had been abortions

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      1.  ❌tishkeshin ❌‏ @hitdadish 26 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion more stupidity

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      1. CCASTravel‏ @tbrinley 25 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Couldn't find any kind of argument or rationale for these to mark the top 10. Guess that's the point?

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      1. CCASTravel‏ @tbrinley 25 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion either the Onion is totally lacking in any human graces or tastelessly bitter at antiabortionist's easy moral high ground.

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      2. ..‏ @DetroitWineGuy 25 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion how did a 7 year old dog have an abortion in 1990 and why is carla miller on there 3 times w/ dates before her birth?? Confusing

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      3. SPIDERSHyphenMan‏ @SpiderHyphenMan 26 Jan 2013
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        @DetroitWineGuy @TheOnion The ages are how old they were when they had the abortion, ya dope.

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      1. Dissident Peasant‏ @JeffHisDudeness 25 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion the only trueanswer to "is nothing sacred?!" Is "no!"

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      1. mhl‏ @LexiLoveseth 25 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion I usually enjoy your stuff, but this wasn't funny.

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      1. .‏ @Davezorrz 25 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Go Team! Seriously, if people are so butthurt that we kill things.. including our own kind.. obviously history is lacking nowadays

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      1. Emily Norton‏ @_EmilyNorton 25 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Am guessing no women on staff here

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      1. Brennan Roach‏ @shamroach 25 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion very surprised that Gigli didn't make this list. Affleck snubbed again...

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      1. Gary Stocker‏ @GaryStocker 25 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Dammit Carla!

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