@TheOnion damn I wish this were true
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@TheOnion They're going to be made using the remnants of hooker's undies.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this might revolutionize "fishfry Friday" in Milwaukee!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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