@TheOnion unbelievably, there was a line for #HanselandGretelWitchHunters last night. No rioting yet, but the night was still young.
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@TheOnion I smell Oscar!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Faity tales r the new pornThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pornography is the new porn Next movie out is Kristen Stewart starring in "Snow White Fucks The Seven Dwarfs" in 3DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If Hollywood can actually put out Hansel and Gretel, then I'm gonna write Goldie Locks: Porridge HoarderThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oscar worthy!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...dear gawd...please...no... =/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bwahahahahahahahaahhahahaahhaaahhahahaha. You guys are the best.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Joke of the week!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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