@TheOnion Hooray! I've been waiting for the day when I can die or be permanently maimed for my country.
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@TheOnion U.S. Military Lauded For Creating Gender-Neutral Killing Field http://onion.com/WitTu1#Zing!#fbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah done fantasticThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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