@TheOnion I've set my watch.
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This popped up on my iTunes just this morning.https://youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U
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Maybe not, remember, you have good genes.
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Ohhh. We’re 5 years in Now!!! Crosses fingers Maybe only 10 more years?
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Maybe this is why he's afraid of stairs.
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WAY too intelligent for tRUMP!
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@TheOnion well, Mr. Trump one of your detractors described you as bloviating. That is how I learned a new word. An indirect thanks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So there’s no reason to be wearing a frown. İ will die, & İ will die soon & as long as u remember that ur days will be brighter.:)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I feel better already.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thanks@realDonaldTrump, this really banished those winter blues.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this really cheered me up actuallyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why can't it be sooner? That'd make me feel infinitely better.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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