.@TheOnion Because "The devil's greatest victory was in getting the world to believe he didn't exist." (Or something like that.)
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@TheOnion I could swear Hillary Clinton was lip-syncing today.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Turkey!!! Really,,,Must be the well informed Fox News folks!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh god my sidesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LMAO at Sponge Packer !!! LOL !!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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