@TheOnion Michelle Obama's Bangs commands you to follow and retweet. It is written. Hallelujah.
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Critique of Gendered commentary, anyone? RT
@TheOnion Michelle Obama Not So Keen On President's New Bangshttp://onion.com/Sy5dgOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She'd be happier / If instead of a haircut / He'd bought a cookie!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion nice oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "President's New Bangs" Damn, it's almost like Barack's got the Jindal look going on. {Looks better than Jindal}Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion does not disappoint. RT:@TheOnion: Michelle Obama Not So Keen On President's New Bangs http://onion.com/Sy5dgOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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