@TheOnion I'd watch the news more if the shit was reported like this.
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@TheOnion The story of Twitter!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion can you run a ticker so we don't miss anything surrounding this story? No BS. ThanksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just wanted to let you know that my grandma heard this video playing from my phone & she said "put it louder! I want to hear this"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Some Huge Bullshitter Got Relected for another 4 years of Doom & Gloom & Blaming it on the GOP !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion slow day in the faux new world, eh?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no shit sherlock..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion NO...WAY!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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