@TheOnion You don't wanna get into the game with any less testosterone than your opponent.
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@TheOnion If not during the national anthem, then when? This country was founded by jerk-offs!#keystothematchupThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion haha if it's that exilirirating then damn, I'm on the wrong area..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but it's ok during the halftime show?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This thing callee
@TheOnion is such a bitch tells us the dirty story of brothel we have built aaah so red with bloodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my last retweet




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@theonion with the opening act, candybanksdenisedertydertybeeyourshotgunbetty,canesnookipussThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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