RT @TheOnion: Lance Armstrong: "I will be your greatest nightmare. It’s time to bring the pain to the Tour de France.” http://onion.com/VPnjf1
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@TheOnion His entire entourage, doctors & advisors especially are equally guilty because he did not operate in a vacuum. -
@PeterDonaldson9@theonion You mean like space doctors? -
@CoyoteToledo@peterdonaldson9@theonion maybe even a Time And Relative Dimensions In Space Doctor?
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@TheOnion Lance Armstrong admits to using PEZ.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion feels like mission accomplished doesn't it. -
@GregoryAllsopp Good one. And gotta love@theonion for all its snarky goodness.
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@TheOnion first off he is banned secondly he just found a different way TO dope.thats what "i will be your worst nightmare" means. SKELETOR!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Auto-start videos are the funniest joke of allThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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