@TheOnion Wow, you guys suck at what you do. Used to be mildly entertaining, but now you're just terrible. How are you still in business?
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@TheOnion and now we are left with the onion as our moral compass..oh the humanityThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion At wake Miss Manners recalls time she had to bitch slap Dear Abby for slurping her soup at ladies luncheon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Whoa...too much T.V.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion dear abby gave me head after doing a line of coke in a public toilet in Manhattan -
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@TroyZante@TheOnion I know ur lying cuz the auto-flush would'v foiled ur party.#CantFoolMe ;)
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