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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jan 2013

    NRA President: "The only way to stop a bad guy on a killing spree is with a good guy on a killing spree." http://onion.com/U46zzx 

    10:04 AM - 17 Jan 2013
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      1. Kwame‏ @Kwame09 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion this fricking stupid.

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      1. SpenceGabor.‏ @SpenceGabor 17 Jan 2013
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        NRA President: "The only way to stop a bad guy on a killing spree is with a good guy on a killing spree." lol! -@theonion

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      1. Mike Seeley‏ @mgseeley 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion @peetucket We're going to run out of people to kill pretty quickly.

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      1. Deadpool’s Taint‏ @deadpoolstaint 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion thats why I play so much halo... to bone up on my murder

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      1. chip baker‏ @velocb 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion @adamcrazypants show me one time in all of history that that has worked. Columbine? SF? Countless police stand offs? Never works

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      1. wilson groombado‏ @CJSchraegle 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion this is a complete misquote and a piss poor job of satire. #protectionistpropoganda

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      1. Rebecca Gebhardt B‏ @PiccolaBex 17 Jan 2013
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        RT @theonion NRA President: "only way to stop a bad guy on a killing spree is a good guy on a killing spree." http://onion.com/U46zzx 

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      1. Z Ghost‏ @zghost1824 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion As long as (by definition) the good guy is killing bad guys ... I'm good with that.

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      1. BunkerBound‏ @BrettNichols73 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion I hope they target the Onion main office first. Then they will have some worth while to report.

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      1. Stagger Lee‏ @thebeerslayer 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Works for me.

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      1. Melissa D.‏ @miss__melissa__ 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Basically!

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      1. Asmi Saxena‏ @TheSolipsist914 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Dexter?

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      1. ALO‏ @ColoradoHawkeye 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion remember when you used to be funny?

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      1. mitchel why‏ @mitchelwhy 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion if films video games books and plays have taught me anything this is it

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      1. Judyallbrite‏ @Judyallbrite 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion clueless

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      1. Jane Barton‏ @bollbar 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion How do you fit into the "good guy" category? NRA Nazis say Good Guy=Neo-Nazi, White, Christian, Crazy. Everybody Else is BAD.

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      1. Susan M Murtha‏ @CuseSeuss 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Sounds about right!

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      1. Tat Telles-Calderon‏ @Think4Tat 17 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion summarizes NRA position on Gun violence: "The only way to stop a bad guy on a killing spree is with a good guy on a killing spree"

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