@TheOnion That photo isn't even of I-95, you lazy motherfuckers! ...but, I love ya anyway.
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@TheOnion Stay strong, I-95! Sincerely, I-290 (10 year highway lung cancer survivor) !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion I'm terrified. Please let me know if I can avoid exposure by taking the train.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I feel like *I* have terminal cancer every time I'm caught in gridlock on 95.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LoL!!!!! These folks are CRAZY!!! «
@TheOnion I-95 Diagnosed With Highway Cancer http://onion.com/10umFYa »Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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