@TheOnion Gun...rilla control is a fuckin joke. Well in excess of 10,000 gun, sorry, gorilla killings each year...when will you ever learn!?
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@TheOnion Fuck! I still haven't got myself an eagle after the eagle attack, and now I need a gorilla.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if we could just close that zoo-keeper loophole...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gorilla is a good guy with a gorilla. Gorilla Sales Skyrocket.http://onion.com/VS1U1R -
@Davidhansard@TheOnion I wonder if they can teach algebra.
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@TheOnion I went to the gorilla show and bought me a silverback yesterday.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Gorillas want humans 2 stop saying they evolved from them Alpha ape says"We don't want 2b associated with those crude assholes"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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