@TheOnion You know the NPA (National Primate Association) will love this. Protects the 2nd bananamendment,
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@TheOnion You'll have my Ape when you pry my damn dirty paws off of it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ok, I get the comparison, point made...grins. Now if we can get the leadership of the NRA to understand, we'll have gotten there!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The writer who phoned-in this lazy article should be publicly flogged. Ishmael is a gentle gorilla, unlike that asshole Buck. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion if only everyone had a gorilla. This whole tragedy could have been avoided.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack http://onion.com/VS1U1RThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion, the only way to fight one gorilla, is with more gorillas...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@estellevw@theonion@rckenned gorillas don't kill people, people...aww hell
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@TheOnion GIVE ME GORILLAS, OR GIVE ME DEATH!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion although I completely disagree with your point this article did cause some laughs... Props to the author(s).Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion im buying two gorillas today. its my constitutional right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes! And what's even more troubling is that these gorillas are all armed with AR-15s and rocket launchers..all purchased legally.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Your gorilla-related stories are literally the best.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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