Brilliant MT @theonion "Listen, it’s my God-given right to have the freedom to own a gorilla to protect myself"http://onion.com/VS3qAX
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@TheOnion@jeffparker Another misapplication of the constitution by the pro-ape lobby. We all know gorillas dont have bare arms.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is that a semi-automatic gorilla, or a single-shot?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion allways a good idea to use your reletvesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion interesting how ridiculous the gun debate sounds when replacing the word gun with an even more ridiculous exampleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is this realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no it's a right to own "bear arms". Duh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@michaelklishin it applies to all people with guns including cops, by the way. Re-read with that in mind.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Would be funny if it wasn't so awfully true - how many more need to die ??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The only thing that can stop a guy with a bad gorilla is a guy with a good gorillaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "if every american owned a gorilla..." if onlyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion When people go on killing sprees we don't see the need to have less people in the world =/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion guy down the street has one, although he calls it his sonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's what I've always said, a gorilla or a tiger!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion At least with a gorilla we don't have to have the gorillas don't kill people debate...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No, no. It's "Bear arms." You have the right to bear arms.#BearArmsControlNowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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