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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Jan 2013

    Israel Vows To Use Veto Power If Chuck Hagel Confirmed As U.S. Secretary Of Defensehttp://onion.com/UUdwTF 

    10:50 AM - 8 Jan 2013
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    19 replies 404 retweets 93 likes
      1. Druce‏ @druce 8 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion: Israel Vows To Use Veto Power If Chuck Hagel Confirmed As U.S. Secretary Of Defense http://onion.com/UUdwTF 

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      1. Rob‏ @BooRadleee 8 Jan 2013
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        .@TheOnion The fact that the Israelis have had to use the special veto 1,400 times proves the Israel lobby is not so strong :) @GilStudent

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      1. Ramuel‏ @Ramuel 8 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Enough of this Jew-on-Jew rancor. Hagel has been a smart, brave and strong servant of US the American people.

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      1. Jim Conway‏ @JimConway6 8 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Until this administration, the US has been trying to spread freedom and democracy. Isreal is the ONLY democratic state in M.E. Duh

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      1. Jose Rodriguez‏ @changeingyou 8 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Americans are sick and tired of Israel making government dysfunctional. Label us antisemitic, we identify as being America First

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      1. Carolyn 🌻‏ @carrieinco 8 Jan 2013
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        via @TheOnion Israel Vows To Use Veto Power If Chuck Hagel Confirmed As U.S. Secretary Of Defense http://onion.com/UUdwTF 

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      1. Absolute Civ Sec 🇺🇸‏ @1RACHACSECURITY 8 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion That was not a bad joke. Wonder how many will bite.

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      1. Alan Jones‏ @UncleChub53 8 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion tell Bibi Do it and Every DIME of U.S. Money will be Veto from coming to Israel! @GOP stop coddling to RW in Israel! @BarackObama

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      1. LCPalestine‏ @LCPalestine 8 Jan 2013
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        RT @TheOnion Israel Vows to Use Veto Power If Hagel Confirmed as US SecDef http://onion.com/UUdwTF  >>I first thought this article was for real.

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      1. LCPalestine‏ @LCPalestine 8 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion >>Awesome. Never heard of The Onion before, which seems to be written version of The Daily Show and the Colbert Report.

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      1. Ganesh Ranganathan‏ @ganeshran 8 Jan 2013
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        @punkinsangel @TheOnion Or the other way round :)

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      1. DM3PRO‏ @DM3PRO 8 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5EzHI8eBC8 …

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      1. Sara Mandil‏ @SaraMandil 8 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Wait, what? Oh!! Look, Israel has the power to influence decisions of elected US secretaries. #Fools

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      1. Stephen LaRose‏ @YQRosie 8 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Somehow, I don't think that's satire. Too close to the truth.

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