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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Jan 2013

    4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

    6:50 PM - 7 Jan 2013
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    18 replies 951 retweets 255 likes
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      2. Sunny Dhillon‏Verified account @TheSunnyDhillon 7 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #journalism RT @TheOnion 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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      3. Sheila Keenan‏ @shadwell123 7 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheSunnyDhillon

        @TheSunnyDhillon Surprised @TheOnion didn't mention the bitter em and en dash battles of '99. Lost some good ones in all that bloodshed.

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      4. scary hauntman  👻‏ @MaryHartmanx2 7 Jan 2013
        Replying to @shadwell123

        @shadwell123 @thesunnydhillon I'm horrified @theonion didn't mention the Great Oxford Comma War. #neverforget

        1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
      5. Chris Tierney  🐧‏ @stunt_penguin 7 Jan 2013
        Replying to @MaryHartmanx2

        @MaryHartmanx2 @shadwell123 @thesunnydhillon @theonion Oxford Commocaust denial is still punishable by jail in several countries.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Ra Ch Na‏ @raggedtag 9 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cc @alfaazi RT @TheOnion: 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence http://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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      1. Megan Shaner‏ @meganshaner 13 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion So sad. And yet the fight is so worthwhile.

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      1. சுபா  🇨🇦‏ @subha26 8 Jan 2013
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        Or is it copyeditor? RT @TheOnion: 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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      1. Paul Hjartarson‏ @phjartar 7 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion @EMiC_UA @EMiC_project 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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      1. John McConda‏ @McConda 7 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion

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      1. Alexander R. Boler‏ @AlexBoler 7 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion This is almost as bad as the last serial comma killer.

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      1. Sarah Grieco‏Verified account @sarahgrieco 7 Jan 2013
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        This was my college newspaper! Ha! RT @TheOnion 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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      1. Carol Schuler‏ @schulersaid 7 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion hilarious copy writers murdered story.

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      1. Shazz Mahfudz‏ @djshazz_m 7 Jan 2013
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        stay safe @titienahmad @cwkchan RT @TheOnion: 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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      1. Dan LoFat‏ @DanLoFat 7 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion It's about damn Time, Roman!

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      1. Heidi Orpilla‏ @heidiorpilla 7 Jan 2013
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        .@TheOnion This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Bravo, bravo. #teamAP

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      1. Jim Campbell‏ @JustJimWillDo 7 Jan 2013
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        I knew it'd come to this one day! RT @TheOnion 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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      1. Carmel Evangelista‏ @carmeleva 7 Jan 2013
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        Watch out 4 Strunk & White mafia! RT @TheOnion 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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      1. Hurricane Deryl‏ @HurricaneDeryl 7 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion This scared the hell out of me... I was like what the hell are people killing each other for over grammar guidelines..

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      1. Danny Hatley‏ @_LuckyDevil_ 7 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion How about this headline: B Notre Dame being manhandled by minor league NFL team.

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