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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Jan 2013

    4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

    10:01 AM - 7 Jan 2013
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    30 replies 1,243 retweets 251 likes
      1. drew nelles‏ @dsnelles 7 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is hopelessly nerdy. RT @TheOnion 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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      1. Steve Place‏ @steveplace 7 Jan 2013
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        1 victim still in Oxford Coma RT @TheOnion 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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      1. Lauren Swanson‏ @swantonsoup 7 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @APStylebook 4 life. "Four Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence" http://onion.com/WEcpF2  @TheOnion

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      1. Aaron Torres‏Verified account @Aaron_Torres 7 Jan 2013
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        For journalism nerds this is too funny. RT @TheOnion 4 Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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      1. Dirk Eddelbuettel‏ @eddelbuettel 7 Jan 2013
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        Even funnier if it weren't so sad. @TheOnion "4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence http://onion.com/WEcpF2  "

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      2. Julia Moran Martz‏ @snarkyvegan 9 Jan 2013
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        oh the poor innocent bystander RT @TheOnion 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

        2 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      4. Julia Moran Martz‏ @snarkyvegan 9 Jan 2013
        Replying to @_iVegan

        @_iVegan I owe you an email about veganic gardening don't I? I'm such a lamer. Will try to send you info after work tonight.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Maria Iaquinto‏ @miaquintoMJ 23 Apr 2013
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        @TheOnion ROFLMAO!!

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      1. SRH‏ @stacyhoward2002 7 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion I swear, this is hoe it might play out at my college. Damned AP thugs!

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      2. Nashib Qadri‏ @nashib 7 Jan 2013
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        MT @TheOnion: 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence http://onion.com/WEcpF2  /cc @Chamika @karneefn

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      3. Natalie Karneef‏ @karneefn 7 Jan 2013
        Replying to @nashib

        @nashib baahaha! I love the Onion, for the headlines alone.

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      1. Cynthia Medina‏ @medinacd 7 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion I was like WTF? This is going on and we don't know about it?!? LOL

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      1. George Shunick‏ @georgeshunick 7 Jan 2013
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        Oh[,] the humanity! RT @TheOnion 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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      1. Samhauntha Harmdon  👻‏ @SamnthaHerndon 7 Jan 2013
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        All hail the Oxford comma-OR ELSE! RT @TheOnion 4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violencehttp://onion.com/WEcpF2 

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