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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Jan 2013

    Top Story Of The Week | Everyone At Office Planning Shooting Spree For Same Day http://onion.com/ZgyUWN 

    8:00 AM - 5 Jan 2013
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    • Nicolas Vasquez Abhilash fuegocandente Derek Rusty Marks Sarah Segraves 🌊☠️🇺🇸 Peter Olmost 2049
    19 replies 41 retweets 20 likes
      1. Holly Betz‏ @mombetz 5 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion seriously u guys r great but enough with the mass shooting storied

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      1. Nsikan Akpan‏Verified account @MoNscience 5 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Too soon. That's not very funny.

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      1. Joan Le Finke‏ @LeFinke 5 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion this is less than hilariuos

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      1. Terry & my dog‏ @Mr_Dreamthief 5 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion It's good there's no place to leave a comment. There's nothing funny, nor entertaining about this. I want my 3 min. of life back.

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      1. BlueMonki.‏ @ABuddist 5 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Are any of them available to work at Manchester United F.C to do a brief stint at training ground? I'll send someone in return?

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      1. Chris Carroll‏ @carrollcrs 5 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion not funny.

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      1. AGW‏ @AGWetherington 5 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion It's not funny, it's friggin hilarious!

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      1. Colin Weaver‏ @colinsweaver 5 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion not the slightest bit funny or acceptable. I wonder how many followers you'll lose today

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      1. Missy‏ @Rocky5766 5 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion that is not funny at all. Just followed you today. Now unfollowed. Unbelievable.

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      2. TracySchlichenmaier‏ @Perfect_Anomaly 5 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion I can find humor in almost anything and I find this nothing but tasteless.

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      3. Terry & my dog‏ @Mr_Dreamthief 5 Jan 2013
        Replying to @Perfect_Anomaly

        @LynnieLou16 @TheOnion I told them the same thing.

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      4. TracySchlichenmaier‏ @Perfect_Anomaly 5 Jan 2013
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        @Mr_Dreamthief I usually love @TheOnion. It really surprised me to see something so tacky.

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      1. William Candrick‏ @wcandrick 5 Jan 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This takes real events and takes them to their logical extreme to make a point about our society. This is more than a cheap joke.

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      1. Swap Speed‏ @swapspeed 5 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion Come by and see us =) http://www.PoorGuysGarage.com 

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      1. Shauni‏ @breathofmysoul 5 Jan 2013
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        @TheOnion I get the satire but when so many including kids are gone too soon the wound takes a long time to heal #PublicServiceAnnouncement

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