RT @TheOnion New Jersey Residents Avoid Rising Floodwater By Climbing To Top Of Chris Christie http://onion.com/Rr6aGa #OnionYIR /Mount Snooki
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@OneLegSandpiper@TheOnion remember: In such cases, it's the journey, not the destination. -
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@TheOnion after weighing the pros and cons, he has my vote in 2016Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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