@TheOnion Couldn't be more proud of you son. Now, can you tell me which aisle the Depends are in?
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@TheOnion tooth fairy gets the death penaltyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@kufrogs Enjoy RT:@TheOnion: Walgreens Manager Certain Dead Father Would Have Been Proud Of Crest Toothpaste Displayhttp://onion.com/133XKt4Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hope a coworker said "your dad would be SMILING" before running to the break room to weepThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And why choose St. Paul as the home of this poor kook ? St. Paul is a great placeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why, did he die from a cavity ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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