@TheOnion Too soon. Seriously.
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@jthrasher@theonion it's perfectly on time
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@TheOnion You should be better than this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It is always too soon. Americans never stop killing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion (crickets chirping)...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too soon assholesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If we don't get a followup article I will shoot up your offices.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought it was funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's why I work for myself. :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pure, classic onion; Sharp, on time, funny and much needed. Keep it up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ugh. I just don't think satire and tragic mass shootings ever go together. You really failed on this one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is honestly so disturbing. I know you guys like to push limits, but this is too much. I hope it's deleted soon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is horrible. Those babies went back to school today.#TastelessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Man, people like to cry a lot#pantiesoutofabundleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how is this entertaining? It's not even clever satire...
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