@TheOnion This is a proud moment for our country.
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@TheOnion so sad but even more upsetting is its truthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Presidential Fitness Test Now Awarded To Any Kid Who Can Eat Without Sweating http://onion.com/UbwBmy#OnionYIRThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion would be even funnier if it weren't so damn true!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion toofunnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion cracked me up!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Presidential Fitness Test Now Awarded To Any Kid Who Can Eat Without Sweating http://onion.com/UbwBmy#OnionYIRThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol on the realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion SOLO CUIDANDO LA NATURALEZA Y EVITANDO GUERRAS HABRÁ FELIZ AÑO, leer http://alfredoteranjijon.blogspot.com/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And mine dont get to eat cuz I'm too busy tweeting!...#intervention for ALLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This was so wrong! Now I have to retweet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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