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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Dec 2012

    8-Year-Old Palestinian Boy Pleasantly Surprised He Hasn't Been Killed Yet http://onion.com/WqE8Oc  #OnionYIR

    2:01 PM - 30 Dec 2012
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      1. amanda‏ @Ageek2uAmanda 31 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion y'all always know just how to put it!

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      1. Masilo Lesiba‏ @Ssixo 30 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion your stories are. Questionable. The bin lden story seems like a hoax

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      1. jonathan levin‏ @jlevin7 30 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion as did israeli boy who gets daily rockets sent by palestinians near Gaza. Guess they are more alike than thought #tell both sides

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      1. o k‏ @WordSaladeater 30 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion what about the weather report from Israel? 97% chance of raining rockets. Over 500 sent during most recent flareup.

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      1. Eytan Yammer‏ @eyammer 30 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion his mother expresses dissapoinment he has yet to blow himself up.

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      1. Tayfun Timinci‏ @tayfuntiminci 30 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Why is this suppose to be funny? Coz its NOT !

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      1. Helen‏ @HMargr 30 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion I usually think your articles are hilarious. This isnt...at all...

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      2. Benjamin Cook‏ @bencook100 30 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion more like 8yr old happy his parents haven't strapped on a suicide belt! Bring on the 72 virgins. Get the story right #theonion

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      3. whitney boo hu  👻‏ @whitney_hu 30 Dec 2012
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        @bencook100 @theonion and then some people are just shitty.

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      1. Gareth Evans‏ @213Deadhead 30 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion however his 300 brothers were not so lucky!

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      1. Shazia‏ @Shaz1aS 30 Dec 2012
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        RT @TheOnion 8-Year-Old Palestinian Boy Pleasantly Surprised He Hasn't Been Killed Yet http://onion.com/WqE8Oc  #OnionYIR

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