@TheOnion y'all always know just how to put it!
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@TheOnion your stories are. Questionable. The bin lden story seems like a hoaxThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what about the weather report from Israel? 97% chance of raining rockets. Over 500 sent during most recent flareup.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion his mother expresses dissapoinment he has yet to blow himself up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why is this suppose to be funny? Coz its NOT !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I usually think your articles are hilarious. This isnt...at all...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@bencook100@theonion and then some people are just shitty.
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@TheOnion however his 300 brothers were not so lucky!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 8-Year-Old Palestinian Boy Pleasantly Surprised He Hasn't Been Killed Yet http://onion.com/WqE8Oc#OnionYIRThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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