@TheOnion your bin laden story, is it real or u just lyin?
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@TheOnion commentators gave her the black cat... 16 or not, if i wasn't creepy old man i'd...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion anyone know how to delete from the spank bank? A friend wants to know.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion FLASH: D C Prosecutor to arrest David Gregory live, in front of nationwide audience and President Obama.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Thanks much for the big reveal lads!#whyshitsocrazy?#SHAVEBALLSFIRST!#whenkeepingitealgoeswrong#LMAOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tweet too much...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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