@bcbirkel14 AHAHAHA! 
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@TheOnion Beyonce miscarried before. This is not satire worthy. - 1 more reply
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@theonion Can u verify this...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion creepier than it is funny...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hey witch. Leave the baby and take the overachieving jay z instead.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Joke's on her... it isn't actually hers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion haha. So many dweebs saying "not funny". I'd love to see Jay-Z's battle with Grisora.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's not funny "/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It was destiny...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that kid has a 100% chance of being talented and a 50% chance of being cute.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that is so not funny - End of conversation
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@TheOnion Is there an expiry date on make-up?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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