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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Dec 2012

    Ron Paul Elected Ruler Of Planet Inhabited By 1 Billion Tiny Ron Pauls http://onion.com/U9iKXn  #OnionYIR

    1:30 PM - 28 Dec 2012
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      2. Thomas Patrick‏ @thomaspatrix 28 Dec 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Ron Paul is a man of integrity. The Onion doesn't have the balls to go after the dirty politicians.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Offred (June)  ❤️ AL CHAMPS!‏ @RedSoxN8N 28 Dec 2012
        Replying to @thomaspatrix

        @thomaslartin @theonion The Onion's focus is nonpartisan. Sometimes one side just has more to expose. At least they're still writing abt him

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Thomas Patrick‏ @thomaspatrix 28 Dec 2012
        Replying to @RedSoxN8N

        @LV4RedSox @thomaslartin @TheOnion People are still talking about Hitler too. It's not about partisan, it about major media as a whole.

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      5. Offred (June)  ❤️ AL CHAMPS!‏ @RedSoxN8N 28 Dec 2012
        Replying to @thomaspatrix

        @thomaslartin @theonion Well, I wouldn't equate Paul w/Hitler. But the article was funny. Ppl gotta relax & have a sense of humor #tcot

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Thomas Patrick‏ @thomaspatrix 28 Dec 2012
        Replying to @RedSoxN8N

        @LV4RedSox @theonion You misunderstood what I said. It is okay. Goodnight

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      1. David Dawson‏ @thedaviddawson 28 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Still one of my favs.

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      2. Mark Hansen‏ @Markyisd1 28 Dec 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Ron Paul was recently heard saying "& thr r mor of us thn thr r ny of u, we cn evn fit in yor butt hol, so giv up peop, u cn't win

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      3.  ⭐ ⭐  ⭐ The Adversary!  ⭐ ⭐ ⭐‏ @AdversAerialOne 28 Dec 2012
        Replying to @Markyisd1

        @Markyisd1 Please, a tweet like this is illegible. Consider using whole words.

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      1. em‏ @RASPROTEIN 28 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Wonderful!

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      1. Mark Hansen‏ @Markyisd1 28 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion ...And they also, all have little 1" penises, even when erect!

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