@TheOnion reminds me of that old Farley/Sandler bit "The Handy Boy"
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@kirstiecat Awww, indeed. But I won't bend! -
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@kirstiecat speaking of critters, there are only 4 Parliament cats left, all neutered, and the sanctuary is on its last legs. -
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@kirstiecat well, they haven't been needed for rats since 1955, the original feeder died & her husband retired a few years ago.
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@TheOnion this new school prototype should solve everything! http://ow.ly/gnebVThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we have several including a ginger raccoon who tries to come in my parents house. Shady characters indeed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BEST OP-ED EVAR!!!!#RACCOONISSUES#ANIMALPROBLEMSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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